My first full detail model railroad layout, friendly advice?

Question by William Happel: My first full detail model railroad layout, friendly advice?
Im only 14 so I dont have much space outside my room, Ive decided on a 3*6.5 tray, so tht i may be able to put it under my bed and i want to do dcc, how would i set up the curcuits?

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Answer by Jono
Put each line on a different circuit. Like a siding, or extra line. Just so it’s easier to run 2 trains at once.

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (flower tie detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (flower tie detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (Judy portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (Judy portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (hand detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (hand detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (hand and flower detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (hand and flower detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (face and hat detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (face and hat detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

COLLECTION

PRIVATE COLLECTION

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (Jack portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (Jack portrait detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

COLLECTION

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (tower and stalk detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (tower and stalk detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

COLLECTION

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Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (face, hand, ciggy, flower detail) by Donald Roller Wilson

Naughty Betty, Jack and Judy 2007 (face, hand, ciggy, flower detail) by Donald Roller Wilson
electric train sets
Image by Wonderlane
ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

JACK WAS INTENSELY NERVOUS ABOUT IT ALL, HIS EYES BEGINNING TO POP, BUT WITH POOR LITTLE JUDY SQUINTING HER’S REAL TIGHT…WOULDN’T (COULDN’T) LOOK…HAVING WIND OF A POTENTIAL DOUBLE HUMPING AND SOME KIND OF UNEXPLAINED, DISRUPTIVE WILD RIDE WHICH THEIR HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY INTENDED TO TAKE… AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TAKE DURING THE MOST INTENSE MOMENT OF JACK’S BAR MITZVAH WHICH HAD BEEN SCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY …SOMETHING LIKE THAT….IT WAS ALL SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED…

WITH NEITHER JACK OR LITTLE JUDY UNDERSTANDING EXACTLY WHAT A HUMPING WAS (LET ALONE A DOUBLE)…(BUT WITH JACK – HAVING HAD A HARD-ON SINCE BIRTH – BEGINNING TO SMELL A HUGE RAT)…

RECENTLY DISCOVERING BETTY’S CAMELS WERE ONLY CANDY…THE SMOKE BEING FAUX…PRODUCED FROM PELLETS SNUCK FROM THE RESERVOIR OF THEIR HALF-BROTHER JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE…BETTY STUFFING THEM INTO THE TIPS OF THE “CAMELS”…

AND, JACKS BAR MITZVAH?…WELL, JUST AS HIS PREVIOUS THREE…IT WOULD FAIL

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

26” H. X 20“ W. UNFRAMED CANVAS SIZE)
34” H. X 28” W. (OVERALL, FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN INSEPARABLE PART OF THE ART. FRAME HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THE PAINTING BY THE ARTIST, AND IS CONSTRUCTED OF HAND CARVED BASS WOOD, TRADITIONALLY WATER GILDED WITH 23KT GOLD OVER A BASE OF GESSO AND RED BOLE. RECESSES OF CARVINGS ARE ASPHALTUM WASHED.

CARVED AND GILDED LETTERS ON LINER CREATE A NARRATIVE WHICH IS SUPPORTIVE OF THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE PAINTING. THE LINER READS EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

(top edge)
BETTY LOST TALLY OF THE NUMBER OF
(right edge)
CAMELS SHE HAD SMOKED, PLUS SHE HAD MISSED
(bottom edge)
ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO ACTUALLY GET
(left edge)
ON ONE, SO IF A TWO-HUMPER SHOWED UP? WELL…

SIGNED

(AS YET UNSIGNED, WILL BE SIGNED, LOWER LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/42

COLLECTION

PRIVATE COLLECTION