Jane Had a Hot Smoking Camel Butt! (whew) 2007 by Donald Roller Wilson

Jane Had a Hot Smoking Camel Butt! (whew) 2007 by Donald Roller Wilson
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ARTIST

DONALD ROLLER WILSON

TITLE

A MATTER OF SCALE

JANE HAD HEARD FROM HER HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY, THAT THE HOLY MOTHER – THE VIRGIN – THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE, WOULD AT TIMES APPEAR AS A HOUSE FLY…(AND HAD IMPLIED THE APPARITION MOST FREQUENTLY COINCIDED WITH THE MOTHER’S DETECTION OF NAUGHTINESS)…

AND JANE HAD FOUND A HUGE HOT BUTT…( WHICH BETTY HAD PLANTED IN ORDER TO SEDUCE JANE INTO BEING NAUGHTY SO THAT THE MOTHER WOULD GET HER)…(WITH THE BUTT BEING ONLY THAT OF A CANDY CIGARETTE)…(INTO THE TIP, OF WHICH, BETTY HAD SHOVED A SMALL SMOKE PELLET FROM HER HALF-BROTHER, JIMMY’S 1938 ELECTRIC TRAIN SET LOCOMOTIVE)…(KNOWING JANE WOULD THINK THE HUGE BUTT, DUE TO IT SMOKING, WOULD BE REAL)…

AND THE EXPERIENCE OF JUST THE HUGE SIZE OF THE BUTT, ALONE, WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE JANE’S EYES POP…BUT WHEN SHE SAW THAT THE HOLY MOTHER HAD APPEARED TO GET HER…(AND BETTY HAD WARNED HER, BUT IT HAD MOMENTARILY SLIPPED JANE’S MIND)…NOT ONLY DID JANE’S LITTLE EYES POP EVEN BIGGER – BUT THEY ALMOST POPPED OUT OF HER HEAD!!!

MEDIUM

OIL ON CANVAS

SIZE

7, 1/2" H. X 7, 1/2" W. (UNFRAMED CANVAS)
10, 1/2" H. X 10,1/2" W. (FRAMED)

FRAME IS MUSEUM QUALITY, CONSIDERED AN EXTENSION OF THE ART, AND HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY THE ARTIST SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PAINTING. FRAME IS HAND CARVED FROM SOLID BASS WOOD, IS WATER GILDED WITH 23 KT. GOLD OVER A RED CLAY BOLE. PANELS ARE FINISHED WITH AN ASPHALTUM WASH WHICH HAS BEEN CRACKLED. A CIRCULAR LINER DESIGNED FOR THE FRAME FEATURES A NARRATIVE OF CARVED
WOOD LETTERS, AND IS ALSO FINISHED WITH THE CRACKLED ASPHALTUM WASH. LETTERS OF LINER READ EXACTLY AS FOLLOWS:

JANE HAD A HOT SMOKIN CAMEL BUTT!

SIGNED

(LEFT EDGE)
DONALD ROLLER WILSON 2007/37

COLLECTION

PRIVATE COLLECTION

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